Two hours. Your living room. One instructor. Learn real massage — the kind that fixes shoulders and doesn't feel like you're guessing.
Your home, our equipment
You clear a room. We bring literally everything else. Ten minutes of setup. Two hours of actual learning.
Licensed instructor. Professional table. Heated linens, oils, a playlist that doesn't sound like a dentist's office. You clear about eight feet of floor. We set up. It takes ten minutes. You don't have to do anything except be there.
We demo on one of you while the other watches. Then you switch sides. Then you practice on each other while we correct your form. Swedish flow for warmup. Deep tissue for the actual problems. Trigger points for the spot they always ask you to "get right there." No weird energy healing stuff. Just technique.
Two hours later: you can give a real massage. Not the "rub harder" version. The one where they actually say "that's it — right there." You get a take-home guide. Most couples rebook in 4–6 weeks to level up. Some turn it into a weekly ritual. Either way: you'll never pay for a couples massage again.
"So we basically become each other's massage therapist?"
Yeah. That's exactly it.
We don't tiptoe around it. You're half-naked in candlelight touching each other. The line gets thin. We're fine with that.
Long strokes, effleurage, warmup. The foundation.
For the shoulders that've been at a desk all week.
Find the knot, release the knot. Simple, effective, instant relief.
Techniques that don't destroy your thumbs after ten minutes.
Lighter pressure, slower rhythm. This is the part we don't need to explain.
How much, when, what kind. Makes the difference between good and great.
One price per couple. Everything included. No weird add-ons at the door.
Two hours. Your home. Licensed instructor, pro equipment, both of you learning. Walk away with actual skills — a guide, a playlist, and the confidence to do this on your own whenever you want.
The session, plus a private chef who arrives after to cook you a three-course dinner with wine. Table set, food served, kitchen cleaned. You recover from the massage and eat in peace. This is what "we should do date night more often" looks like when you actually do it.
Want to learn to cook too? Add the Cooking Class. Chef stays, teaches you both. +$75. Because if your ass can't cook, we got you.
Your session wraps around 8pm. You're both warm, loose, probably a little blissed out. There's a knock. It's the chef. They set the table, light a candle, plate three courses, pour the wine, and disappear. You eat. You talk. You don't scroll DoorDash for 20 minutes trying to agree on something.
It's $150 on top of the session and it changes the whole evening from "that was really nice" to "when can we do that again."
"I was honestly worried it'd be awkward having someone in our house teaching us. It wasn't. She learned how to fix my shoulders — years of knots — and I learned what actually feels good for her instead of just guessing."Marcus & Jenna, Raleigh
"Came for the massage, stayed for the cooking class. My husband couldn't boil water. Now he makes a risotto. And his hands? Night and day difference."Sarah & Dev, Durham
Raleigh · Durham · Chapel Hill. Evenings and weekends. We confirm within the hour.